Yo Momma -

Jokes about yo momma!

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so dumb she struck out in tee-ball.
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| by T Bone
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Your momma is so fat that to get her through a door you have to butter it up and throw a twinkie on the other side!!!
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| by TheLAman
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So Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she lies around the house, she lies AROUND the house!!
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Yo Momma

Yo momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
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| by the vicar
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Yo Mama

What's the difference between yo mama and a new pair of jeans?

The jeans are tight.
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| by slasher
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Gravity

Yo momma's so fat when you turn off gravity she stays on the ground.
4.3 / 5  (3 votes)
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Drinks

Yo Mamma is so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder
5.0 / 5  (4 votes)
| by Jac20
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Your mama so fat when she does tai chi, she too slow!
3.0 / 5  (2 votes)
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Fatty

Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
3.3 / 5  (3 votes)
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Yo mama so stupid she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept
3.0 / 5  (2 votes)
| by hahalexiy
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