Lewis Banyard ッ's Profile
- Name: Lewis Banyard ッ
- Born: December 19, 1993
- Member Since: March 3, 2010
- Number of comments: 5
- Number of jokes submitted: 0
- Number of favorite jokes: 0
- Number of friends: 0
About Me:
1.... When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2.. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.... When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4.. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. 5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.. 6.. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words. 7.. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have... 8.. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up. 9.. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
