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Holiday

If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is easter, Can i visit you on thanksgiving
5.0 / 5  (3 votes)
| by walle555
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| 5 comments
| # 2589
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Ryan Peet

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.
5.0 / 5  (5 votes)
| by Ryan Peet
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| 16 comments
| # 1850
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Alien

Are you an alien? Because if you were I would want you to abduct me.
4.5 / 5  (2 votes)
| by love45
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| 5 comments
| # 1661
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Shakespear

I may be no Shakespeare but I have a spear you can shake!
5.0 / 5  (3 votes)
| by Cooper Dreyfus
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| 3 comments
| # 1657
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The Sh!t

If I were a fly, I'd land on you baby, because you're the sh!t!
2.7 / 5  (11 votes)
| by themels7
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| 95 comments
| # 1573
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Let's play titanic when I say Iceberg you go down.
5.0 / 5  (5 votes)
| by Kylie kooooo
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| 14 comments
| # 1525
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The word of the day is legs why don't we go back to my place and spread the word!
2.0 / 5  (2 votes)
| by Kylie kooooo
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| 11 comments
| # 1524
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Boy: Do you sleep on your stomach?

Girl: (yes/no)

Boy: Can I?
3.3 / 5  (3 votes)
| by cheerleaderr96
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| 9 comments
| # 1523
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The sun must be jealous, cause you're so hot
2.5 / 5  (2 votes)
| by LosheLoshe
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| 6 comments
| # 1508
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Rubix Cube

I'm like a rubix cube...

The more you play with me harder I get
5.0 / 5  (9 votes)
| by lief1994
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| 2 comments
| # 1503
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