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Sh!t

Girl: I'm ugly as sh!t :(

Boy: Well then sh!t must be pretty beautiful
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| by jboybulldawg1
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Poem

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutral friends
Who the fuck are you
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| by David
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Boy: i had a wet dream about you
Girl: aww, what happend?
Boy: You got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing.
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| by Rifat Numanovic
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Heaven

Boy: Did it hurt ?
Girl: Did what hurt ?
Boy: When you fell down from heaven

This got me a girl so say to the girl of your dreams
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| by Will Edward Powell
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Pick Up Line

If you were a meal on the McDonalds menu,, you will be the McGorgeous
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| by Leslie Barajas
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Boy: I lost my teddy bear so can I snuggle with u instead
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| by tclark
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Boy: Do you have a bandage?

Girl: (Yes/No) Why?

Boy: Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!


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| by kaity68
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nicotene

youre like nicotene, you take 9 seconds to get to my brain and cause an addiction
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| by jboybulldawg1
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Do you know how much a poler bear weighs? Enough to break the ice! Lol
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| by folly
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Whaddaya Call

What do you call a girl with a wooden leg and an eye patch








Names.
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| by MRKIRBYBOSS
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