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Jokes about professions, famous people, etc.
Herbivores O.O
Couldn't vegetarians be referred to as herbivores? I think that's what I'm calling them from now on....
Couldn't vegetarians be referred to as herbivores? I think that's what I'm calling them from now on....
Thats What She Said
Man:"Is it in?"
Woman:"Yeah!"
Man:"Does it hurt?"
Woman:"**** yeah!!!"
Man:"Ok we'll take it out slowly..."
Man:"Now let's get u a bigger shoe."
Woman:"Thank god!"
That's what she said !!!!
LOL ^_^
Man:"Is it in?"
Woman:"Yeah!"
Man:"Does it hurt?"
Woman:"**** yeah!!!"
Man:"Ok we'll take it out slowly..."
Man:"Now let's get u a bigger shoe."
Woman:"Thank god!"
That's what she said !!!!
LOL ^_^
Let's have a deep conversation online tonight, and then act like it never happened tomorrow when we see each other in "real life".
"The crap you hear about me may be true, but then again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you..."
Best Friends
Best Friends:
These are the people that know how weird you are and still go out with you in public:)
Best Friends:
These are the people that know how weird you are and still go out with you in public:)
Coke
Hey dad, can I have some money for some coke?
Sure. Is 60$ enough?
Dad, coke is only 1.35$.
Really? Wow the price has really gone down since I was young.
Dad, Coco-Cola?
Oh, that's what you mean....
Hey dad, can I have some money for some coke?
Sure. Is 60$ enough?
Dad, coke is only 1.35$.
Really? Wow the price has really gone down since I was young.
Dad, Coco-Cola?
Oh, that's what you mean....
Facebook
My joke? ---> girls who want to be hot and get likes on facebook by preaching quotes and bible verses
My joke? ---> girls who want to be hot and get likes on facebook by preaching quotes and bible verses
Kids
When parents aren't home,
Expectation:party,party, and more partying
Reality:Going to the bathroom with the door open.
When parents aren't home,
Expectation:party,party, and more partying
Reality:Going to the bathroom with the door open.
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