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One day a tomato and a potato were racing and tomato was winning so it said " hey potato Ketchup!"
Dead Baby
What's the difference between a dead baby and a prostitute?
I don't have sex with prostitutes.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a prostitute?
I don't have sex with prostitutes.
Towel Waving
A man and a woman were married, and no matter how hard the man tried he could not get to woman to orgasm. He went to a doctor, and the doctor told him he might need some exotic things in the bedroom. So the man hired an escort and went back to their place. And got the escort to wave a towel at them while they were making love, nothin happened. The man went to the doctor and explained what happened, the doctor suggested that they switch, the escort having sex with the woman and the man waving the towel. That night the woman had three orgasms. And after the man said to the escort. "Thats how you wave the bloomin towel!!"
A man and a woman were married, and no matter how hard the man tried he could not get to woman to orgasm. He went to a doctor, and the doctor told him he might need some exotic things in the bedroom. So the man hired an escort and went back to their place. And got the escort to wave a towel at them while they were making love, nothin happened. The man went to the doctor and explained what happened, the doctor suggested that they switch, the escort having sex with the woman and the man waving the towel. That night the woman had three orgasms. And after the man said to the escort. "Thats how you wave the bloomin towel!!"
Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute ...
A: ... A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
A: ... A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Roses are red
Flowers are blue
The lower the skirt
The better the view
Flowers are blue
The lower the skirt
The better the view
B.J. Titsengolf
A woman walked up to a lonely man in a bar. She said "Hi, my name is Carmen". He said, "That's a pretty name". "Is it a family name?" She said "No, I gave it to myself. It's what I like best, cars and men", she then asked, "What's your name?" He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf"
A woman walked up to a lonely man in a bar. She said "Hi, my name is Carmen". He said, "That's a pretty name". "Is it a family name?" She said "No, I gave it to myself. It's what I like best, cars and men", she then asked, "What's your name?" He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf"
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