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You should really stop pretending to invisibly jack off with your pants on.
Its no different with your pants off
Its no different with your pants off
Disney Is Scary...
Disney's movies are strange...
Snow White encourages giving midgets nicknames...
Cinderella, as long as your hot you can find happiness in life...
Hunchback of Notre Dame, if your ugly and deformed with amazing climbing and singing skills, you don't get the girl cause only the man in shining armour gets her.
Disney's movies are strange...
Snow White encourages giving midgets nicknames...
Cinderella, as long as your hot you can find happiness in life...
Hunchback of Notre Dame, if your ugly and deformed with amazing climbing and singing skills, you don't get the girl cause only the man in shining armour gets her.
Yeah!!!
My ex-girlfriend was a freak... She had like this weird fetish of dressing up as herself and acting like such a crazy bitch...
My ex-girlfriend was a freak... She had like this weird fetish of dressing up as herself and acting like such a crazy bitch...
Casual sexual intercourse is the sole motivation for my personal hygiene.
For The Dirty Minds
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
No... It's a 100 dollar bill.
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
No... It's a 100 dollar bill.
Gweatest Song Evew!!
Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage.
Then comes blame, then comes despair.
Two hearts damaged beyond repair.
Johnny takes the tree and leaves Marissa
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.......
Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage.
Then comes blame, then comes despair.
Two hearts damaged beyond repair.
Johnny takes the tree and leaves Marissa
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.......
So True.
You want an AllState girl, one that will keep you in good hands.
Just don't get a Geico girl, one that's so easy a caveman can do her.
You want an AllState girl, one that will keep you in good hands.
Just don't get a Geico girl, one that's so easy a caveman can do her.
Bubbles
There's 3 guys. They ask a security guard to watch outside while they go to the washroom. The first guy comes out, the security guard asks him: "why did you take so long?", he says: "I was blowing bubbles.". The second guy comes out and the security guard asks:" why did you take so long?", he replies: "I was blowing bubbles." the third guy comes out and the security guard says: "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too weren't you?" he replies: "no I am bubbles."
There's 3 guys. They ask a security guard to watch outside while they go to the washroom. The first guy comes out, the security guard asks him: "why did you take so long?", he says: "I was blowing bubbles.". The second guy comes out and the security guard asks:" why did you take so long?", he replies: "I was blowing bubbles." the third guy comes out and the security guard says: "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too weren't you?" he replies: "no I am bubbles."
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