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The Rooster And The Cat
One day there was a Rooster and a Cat. They were just walking down a trail until out of nowhere the Cat falls in the water and the Rooster begins to burst out in laughter.
Moral of the story: Wet Pussy Makes The Cock Happy
One day there was a Rooster and a Cat. They were just walking down a trail until out of nowhere the Cat falls in the water and the Rooster begins to burst out in laughter.
Moral of the story: Wet Pussy Makes The Cock Happy
Symbols
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting, after months of conferences, to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: “This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem.
"You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
"The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn’t grow, they would take to the sea for food.
"The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.”
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
But, a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David.
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting, after months of conferences, to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: “This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem.
"You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
"The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn’t grow, they would take to the sea for food.
"The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.”
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
But, a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!
Philosoraptor Says:
If you were traveling in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what would happen when you turned on the headlights?
If you were traveling in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what would happen when you turned on the headlights?
Philosoraptor Says:
If you line up all the cars in the world, end to end, would someone try and pass them?
If you line up all the cars in the world, end to end, would someone try and pass them?
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