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Blonde Swimming Race
A blonde enters a breasteoke race with high hopes of winning.
Once the race starts the blonde swims as best she could but loses by a mile.
After the race is finished the blonde goes straight to the judge and complains "No fair, everyone else was using their arms!"
A blonde enters a breasteoke race with high hopes of winning.
Once the race starts the blonde swims as best she could but loses by a mile.
After the race is finished the blonde goes straight to the judge and complains "No fair, everyone else was using their arms!"
The Trouble
A man runs into a bar and says, "Gimme a free beer before the trouble starts", the bartender does so. The man drank the beer asked for another beer before the trouble starts. He does this another four times, after the 6th beer the bartender asks what the trouble is. The man replies, "I ain't got no money".
A man runs into a bar and says, "Gimme a free beer before the trouble starts", the bartender does so. The man drank the beer asked for another beer before the trouble starts. He does this another four times, after the 6th beer the bartender asks what the trouble is. The man replies, "I ain't got no money".
Blonde
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit on the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She tells u she did.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit on the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She tells u she did.
Blondes have more fun
But
Brunettes remember it in the morning
But
Brunettes remember it in the morning
Teacher Said It
Why was the ink drop crying?
Because his dad was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Why was the ink drop crying?
Because his dad was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Stevosaurus Says
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ships it's called cargo.
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ships it's called cargo.
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