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I Have Skill!

It takes skill to trip on a flat surface!
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| by RandomGirl
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| # 4636
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Map

Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.
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| by manwithaplan
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| 1 comment
| # 4624
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Light Switch

Are you a light switch because your turnin me on
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| by manwithaplan
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| 1 comment
| # 4615
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Japan

Hey are u from Japan because I want to get jap-anties off.
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| by manwithaplan
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| # 4614
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Sh!t

Girl: I'm ugly as sh!t :(

Boy: Well then sh!t must be pretty beautiful
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| by jboybulldawg1
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Poem

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutral friends
Who the fuck are you
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| by David
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Boy: i had a wet dream about you
Girl: aww, what happend?
Boy: You got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing.
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| by Rifat Numanovic
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| 2 comments
| # 4553
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Heaven

Boy: Did it hurt ?
Girl: Did what hurt ?
Boy: When you fell down from heaven

This got me a girl so say to the girl of your dreams
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| by Will Edward Powell
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| 2 comments
| # 4534
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Pick Up Line

If you were a meal on the McDonalds menu,, you will be the McGorgeous
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| by Leslie Barajas
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| 1 comment
| # 4532
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Boy: I lost my teddy bear so can I snuggle with u instead
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| by tclark
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| # 4399
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