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10-year old girls are crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.
The difference between me and normal girls:
Normal girls: Blah blah shopping, blah blah clothes, blah blah hair.
Me: I just know I'm hungry ALL the time!
Normal girls: Blah blah shopping, blah blah clothes, blah blah hair.
Me: I just know I'm hungry ALL the time!
If the world is really gonna end, I'd really like to fuck you sometime this year.
If you have been dating for two weeks, you are not in love you dumb bitch.
Don't you hate it when your about to hug someone sexy and your face hits the mirror!!
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5/12/12 4:49 PM
Niall, Louis and Zayn today! :) twitpic.com/9kbtqm
5/12/12 4:49 PM
Niall, Louis and Zayn today! :) twitpic.com/9kbtqm
Chuck Norris
RANDOM THINGS I WONDER AND THINK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.
1. There really should be a "Chuck Norris joke" category....
2. Sometimes I wonder if he was bullied alot in school....
3. Was he ever at any point considered "smart"?
4. CAFFEINE FREE SODA SHOULD BE BANNED.
5. I get the feeling my friend was lying about having Chuck Norris as a bodyguard the other day.....
6. "OBEY PUSTULIO" does not work on Chuck Norris. (or so he thinks.... O.o)
7. I don't think Chuck Norris would be all that great at piano.
RANDOM THINGS I WONDER AND THINK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.
1. There really should be a "Chuck Norris joke" category....
2. Sometimes I wonder if he was bullied alot in school....
3. Was he ever at any point considered "smart"?
4. CAFFEINE FREE SODA SHOULD BE BANNED.
5. I get the feeling my friend was lying about having Chuck Norris as a bodyguard the other day.....
6. "OBEY PUSTULIO" does not work on Chuck Norris. (or so he thinks.... O.o)
7. I don't think Chuck Norris would be all that great at piano.
Bored
When your bored text a random number saying " I hid the body" or " I'm pregnant" and just wait for a reply
When your bored text a random number saying " I hid the body" or " I'm pregnant" and just wait for a reply
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