Misc -
Don't really know where these jokes should go.
Please don't say you just had a newborn baby. If you just had a baby the newborn part is assumed. No one is going to think you just popped a twelve year old out your snatch
Not Exactly Seeing Out...
Five people were talking and a 6th person tried to get into the conversation that none of them liked. The smartest person in the group looked at him and said "This is an A,B,C,D, and E conversation and you need to Fuck out of it!"
Five people were talking and a 6th person tried to get into the conversation that none of them liked. The smartest person in the group looked at him and said "This is an A,B,C,D, and E conversation and you need to Fuck out of it!"
Q
High School is tough!
Mean teachers, insane students!
My second month is high school, I was bitten by someone.
High School is tough!
Mean teachers, insane students!
My second month is high school, I was bitten by someone.
TO ALL YOU ACCENTED PEOPLE;
My name is NOT pronounced "Cintun".
And no, it isn't pronounced asshole either.
-_-
My name is NOT pronounced "Cintun".
And no, it isn't pronounced asshole either.
-_-
Stuff
A boy named snowflake walked up to his mom and asked "mama, why is my name snowflake" she said " when we walked you out of the hospital a snowflake landed on your nose." so he walked away. The next day raindrop came up , asked the same Q and got the same answer. One more child walked up but before he could ask the mom said "SHUT UP BRICK!!"
A boy named snowflake walked up to his mom and asked "mama, why is my name snowflake" she said " when we walked you out of the hospital a snowflake landed on your nose." so he walked away. The next day raindrop came up , asked the same Q and got the same answer. One more child walked up but before he could ask the mom said "SHUT UP BRICK!!"
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My cat is like a big, fluffy pillow. The difference is, the pillow doesn't scratch when you lay down on it.
My cat is like a big, fluffy pillow. The difference is, the pillow doesn't scratch when you lay down on it.
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Do you wanna know the secret to living a blissful life?
Don't watch the news, they fill it with really tragic things.
Do you wanna know the secret to living a blissful life?
Don't watch the news, they fill it with really tragic things.
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