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Balls!

Friend: Do you play basketball?
Me: *looks down* Do you play miniature golf

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| by T1M3shift

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Santa Claus is a virgin.
He never gives gifts to anyone whose been naughty...

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| by ShadoShade

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Elephant Vs Camel

An elephant asks a camel: why do you have 2 boobs on your back? The camel replies: why do you have a dick on your face?

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| by CoDMaster567

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Feeling' Good

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."
"Why is that?" the host asked.
Her reply. . . "Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks
. . . anyone can!"

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| by SSUM1s_Brother

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If you ever meet a girl who only wants to do anal; run.

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| by ShadoShade

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Funny

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team

A. Cuz all the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already across the border

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What we eat

If we are what we eat, then wouldn't girls be dicks and boys pussys?

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| by pupracer

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You should really stop pretending to invisibly jack off with your pants on.
Its no different with your pants off

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Disney Is Scary...

Disney's movies are strange...
Snow White encourages giving midgets nicknames...
Cinderella, as long as your hot you can find happiness in life...
Hunchback of Notre Dame, if your ugly and deformed with amazing climbing and singing skills, you don't get the girl cause only the man in shining armour gets her.

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