Submitted Jokes -
The following jokes were submitted for your enjoyment by Chloe2114.
Afraid Not
Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one goes to get the drinks but the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."
So the second piece goes to get the drinks and the bartender shuts him down just as he did the first string. The third piece thinks for a second, then he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His friends begin tho think he's gone completely nuts. Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Look here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"
The piece of string replies, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one goes to get the drinks but the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."
So the second piece goes to get the drinks and the bartender shuts him down just as he did the first string. The third piece thinks for a second, then he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His friends begin tho think he's gone completely nuts. Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Look here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"
The piece of string replies, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
