Submitted Jokes -
The following jokes were submitted for your enjoyment by Mikeguy.
Great escape
Three girls are escaping prison a blonde, a red head, and a brunette. The brunette says, "Let's jump in these potato sacks". So they all jumped in a sack. A guard kicks the first sack and the red head says, "meow". Then he kicks the second and the brunette says"woof", then he kicks the third one and the blonde says, "Potato".
Three girls are escaping prison a blonde, a red head, and a brunette. The brunette says, "Let's jump in these potato sacks". So they all jumped in a sack. A guard kicks the first sack and the red head says, "meow". Then he kicks the second and the brunette says"woof", then he kicks the third one and the blonde says, "Potato".
Ping Pong
A king is sitting on his throne one day and is bored out of his mind. He decides to make a contest to kill his boredom. He tells his servant to send out for a person to find the biggest ping pong ball and the reward would be one million dollars.
So his servant announces this to the kingdom and everyone rushes out. The first man walks into the king's castle and has a huge ball 2 feet long. The king is in shock and says, "That is a huge ping pong ball." He tells the man to step aside, and wait for the others turn.
Another man brings a ping pong ball 4 feet long. The king is astonished, and says to the man, "Wow! That's a humongous ball. I think you'll probably be the winner, but lets wait to see the last person's ball!"
The next man starts pushing this HUGE, hairy , bloody, brown thing into the kings castle. The king jumps up and screams, "Good god man! What kind of ping pong ball is that?"
The man replies, "Ping pong ball? Ping pong ball? I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS?!?"
A king is sitting on his throne one day and is bored out of his mind. He decides to make a contest to kill his boredom. He tells his servant to send out for a person to find the biggest ping pong ball and the reward would be one million dollars.
So his servant announces this to the kingdom and everyone rushes out. The first man walks into the king's castle and has a huge ball 2 feet long. The king is in shock and says, "That is a huge ping pong ball." He tells the man to step aside, and wait for the others turn.
Another man brings a ping pong ball 4 feet long. The king is astonished, and says to the man, "Wow! That's a humongous ball. I think you'll probably be the winner, but lets wait to see the last person's ball!"
The next man starts pushing this HUGE, hairy , bloody, brown thing into the kings castle. The king jumps up and screams, "Good god man! What kind of ping pong ball is that?"
The man replies, "Ping pong ball? Ping pong ball? I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS?!?"
