Submitted Jokes -
The following jokes were submitted for your enjoyment by JokeMasterLOLZ.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo momma so ugly, she didn't get the ugly stick she got the whole tree!
Yo momma's breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts.
Frisbee
'I love parks. Whenever I go to a park I always wonder why a frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets. And then it hit me'
Stewart Francis
'I love parks. Whenever I go to a park I always wonder why a frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets. And then it hit me'
Stewart Francis
Roofer
'Before I rock the mic, I'd like to dedicate this set to my father who's a roofer. So Dad if you're up there....'
Stewart Francis
'Before I rock the mic, I'd like to dedicate this set to my father who's a roofer. So Dad if you're up there....'
Stewart Francis
Mixed Race Family
'I come from a mixed race family, my father prefers the 100 metres... and my mother's Pakistani'
Stewart Francis
'I come from a mixed race family, my father prefers the 100 metres... and my mother's Pakistani'
Stewart Francis
Black Folk Singers
Why aren't any black people folk musicians?
Because every time someone says hodown they think that someone shot their sister.
Why aren't any black people folk musicians?
Because every time someone says hodown they think that someone shot their sister.
Vacation Ideas
'I love going on vacation. Although you should never book a holiday on an empty stomach... But that's not to say I didn't enjoy Turkey and Brussels'
Stewart Francis
'I love going on vacation. Although you should never book a holiday on an empty stomach... But that's not to say I didn't enjoy Turkey and Brussels'
Stewart Francis
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