Submitted Jokes -
The following jokes were submitted for your enjoyment by ShadoShade.
Ironic Much? Nope, Much Irony.
You know the saying "Slow and steady wins the race?"
That saying doesn't apply in a burning building.
Especially if that building was a water park or a fire department.
You know the saying "Slow and steady wins the race?"
That saying doesn't apply in a burning building.
Especially if that building was a water park or a fire department.
Awkwardness...
Why is lemon juice made of artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made of real lemons?
I prefer my lemon juice to be made of real lemons and my soap to be made of artificial things.
Why is lemon juice made of artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made of real lemons?
I prefer my lemon juice to be made of real lemons and my soap to be made of artificial things.
My Father Said This...
A man once said to his child "With great power comes-"
The child interrupted "Great responsibility?"
"Well, I was gonna say bitches, but if you wanna stay a virgin forever..."
A man once said to his child "With great power comes-"
The child interrupted "Great responsibility?"
"Well, I was gonna say bitches, but if you wanna stay a virgin forever..."
Wow?
A guy and a blonde we're talking.
The guy said "Pretend were in a circular room and there's a dollar in the corner. Haha..."
The blonde says "I don't get it."
"We're in a circular room and there's a dollar in the corner!"
"I don't get it still."
"Fine! Draw a circle!"
The blonde then draws a circle.
The guy said "Okay, the dollar is in the corner, where is it!?"
She says "Um... There's too many corners..."
"What the hell!?"
A guy and a blonde we're talking.
The guy said "Pretend were in a circular room and there's a dollar in the corner. Haha..."
The blonde says "I don't get it."
"We're in a circular room and there's a dollar in the corner!"
"I don't get it still."
"Fine! Draw a circle!"
The blonde then draws a circle.
The guy said "Okay, the dollar is in the corner, where is it!?"
She says "Um... There's too many corners..."
"What the hell!?"
Heh Heh Heh...
I was once told "It's good to be bad."
Though, everyone tells me "Be good!"
Just imagine what I did that day.
I was once told "It's good to be bad."
Though, everyone tells me "Be good!"
Just imagine what I did that day.
Sooner Or Later...
Many 11 year old boys believe doing something brave and courageous will make them a man.
4 years later, they will have attempt to prove their a man once again. If you get what I mean...
Many 11 year old boys believe doing something brave and courageous will make them a man.
4 years later, they will have attempt to prove their a man once again. If you get what I mean...
Idiots.....
Two idiots got tattoos on their back, where they cannot see it.
Each tattoo has a different word, Sweet And Dude.
One says "Dude you have a tattoo!"
The other "You have a tattoo too!"
"What does mine say!?"
"Dude! What does mine say!?"
"Sweet! What does mine say?"
"Dude! What does mine say?"
"Sweet! What does mine say?!"
And so on until the end of the day.
Two idiots got tattoos on their back, where they cannot see it.
Each tattoo has a different word, Sweet And Dude.
One says "Dude you have a tattoo!"
The other "You have a tattoo too!"
"What does mine say!?"
"Dude! What does mine say!?"
"Sweet! What does mine say?"
"Dude! What does mine say?"
"Sweet! What does mine say?!"
And so on until the end of the day.
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