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On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they said was covered up by the military. On March 31, 1948, exactly 9 months after the incident, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot.
What do you get when you cross a Godfather and a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
An offer you can't understand.
Sally
Why did sally fall off the swing?
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Because she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally XD
Why did sally fall off the swing?
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Because she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally XD
Dad: Well son how were the test results?
Son: They're under water.
Dad: What does that mean?!!
Son: They're under "c" level.
Son: They're under water.
Dad: What does that mean?!!
Son: They're under "c" level.
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