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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
Rarest Thing In The World
Boy:hey dad you know what the rarest thing in the world is?
Dad:what
Boy:a smart blonde (:
Boy:hey dad you know what the rarest thing in the world is?
Dad:what
Boy:a smart blonde (:
Yo momma so cheap she use Cheerios for earrings
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours
Belong in a zoo
But don't worry
I'll b there too
No in a cage
But laughing at u
Violets are blue
Faces like yours
Belong in a zoo
But don't worry
I'll b there too
No in a cage
But laughing at u
Who knows what CSI stands for:
Can't stand idiots
Can't stand idiots
If 2 is a couple and 3 is a crowd what is 4 and 5
9
9
I am bored but if I get on the top twenty I will scream so just keep posting I will get a chance
Litte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Daddy: You came from the stork
Little Boy: Ewww, you fucked a stork?
Daddy: You came from the stork
Little Boy: Ewww, you fucked a stork?
A man walks in a bar and says
Ouch
Ouch
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