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Yo momma's so fat, that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
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Yo momma's so fat, she lays on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
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Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
5.0 / 5  (2 votes)
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Yo momma's so fat, her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!
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Yo momma's so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
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Yo momma's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
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