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That awkward moment when someone says there high score is 5 on a game and you say your high score is 800,000. Then you realize he meant in millions.
Don't you hate it when your about to hug someone sexy and your face hits the mirror!!
Whoever said white men cnt jump obviously hasn't played temple run
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Adam And Eve
There was a girl that always fell asleep in ccd (sunday school). One day the teacher decided to ask her questions. On the 1st week, the teacher asked her "Who made this earth?" The boy behind the girl saw that she was asleep so he stabbed her in the back and she woke startled and screamed "God all mighty!" the 2nd week the teacher asked her , "Who was the savior of this earth?" The boy behind her saw that she was asleep again so he stabbed her and she woke up sceaming," Jesus Christ!!" The 3rd week the teacher walked up to her and asked her,"What did Eve say to Adam after her 23rd child?" The boy behind the girl stabbed her and she yelled," You stick that thing into me 1 more time, I'm gonna rip it off and break it in half!!!"
There was a girl that always fell asleep in ccd (sunday school). One day the teacher decided to ask her questions. On the 1st week, the teacher asked her "Who made this earth?" The boy behind the girl saw that she was asleep so he stabbed her in the back and she woke startled and screamed "God all mighty!" the 2nd week the teacher asked her , "Who was the savior of this earth?" The boy behind her saw that she was asleep again so he stabbed her and she woke up sceaming," Jesus Christ!!" The 3rd week the teacher walked up to her and asked her,"What did Eve say to Adam after her 23rd child?" The boy behind the girl stabbed her and she yelled," You stick that thing into me 1 more time, I'm gonna rip it off and break it in half!!!"
Justin Bieber
A girl is talking to her boy friend about Justin Beiber and she says, " He has hundreds of songs, been on 58 tv shows, featured with dozens of artist, and has millions of fans. What do you have?" the boy friend says, "A penis."
A girl is talking to her boy friend about Justin Beiber and she says, " He has hundreds of songs, been on 58 tv shows, featured with dozens of artist, and has millions of fans. What do you have?" the boy friend says, "A penis."
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