Latest Jokes -
These jokes have been added most recently.
You Like This
I know ten facts about you
Fact1: you are reading this
Fact2: you cant say the letter m without touching ur lips
Fact3: You just tried that
Fact4: you are smiling
Fact6: you are smiling or laughing again
Fact7: you didn't notice I skipped fact 5
Fact8: you just checked
Fact9: you are smiling again
Fact10: you like this
I know ten facts about you
Fact1: you are reading this
Fact2: you cant say the letter m without touching ur lips
Fact3: You just tried that
Fact4: you are smiling
Fact6: you are smiling or laughing again
Fact7: you didn't notice I skipped fact 5
Fact8: you just checked
Fact9: you are smiling again
Fact10: you like this
Portal Reference
Guy1: Yeah, so he was paralyzed from neurotoxin...
Guy2: Neurotoxin eh, I hope he's Still Alive....:D
...
...
...
That's it. It's a Portal reference. Get over it.
Guy1: Yeah, so he was paralyzed from neurotoxin...
Guy2: Neurotoxin eh, I hope he's Still Alive....:D
...
...
...
That's it. It's a Portal reference. Get over it.
"sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
Unless you're at a funeral.
Unless you're at a funeral.
The Hunger Games
So; you've watched the Hunger Games at the cinema, and now you're a fan.
So tell me..... Who is Madge?
So; you've watched the Hunger Games at the cinema, and now you're a fan.
So tell me..... Who is Madge?
thumbs up if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes…
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
Mark Zuckerberg bought instagram for $1,000,000,000? – Idiot! He could have downloaded it for free, from the appstore.
New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without saying “Thanks”, I am granted one attempt at trying to trip you.
Once they see you’re doing better without them, that’s when they want you back.
Showing 91 to 100 of 2702 jokes.
