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Twit face
Did you hear about the rumour that Youtube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one site ?
It will be called you-twit-face
Did you hear about the rumour that Youtube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one site ?
It will be called you-twit-face
Mental Help
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transfered to the Mothership. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are Manic Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names. If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transfered to the Mothership. If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are Manic Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway. If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696. If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line. If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names. If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911. If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
Blondes
There are 10 people holding onto the wings of a plane, 9 blondes and 1 brunetee. The plane starts sinking. A blonde says that somebody needs to let go. The brunetee makes a heroic speech about how she will let go to save the rest and all the blondes clap...
There are 10 people holding onto the wings of a plane, 9 blondes and 1 brunetee. The plane starts sinking. A blonde says that somebody needs to let go. The brunetee makes a heroic speech about how she will let go to save the rest and all the blondes clap...
