Favorite Jokes -
These are LosheLoshe's favorite jokes, check them out.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blonds in four cars at a four way stop.
A: Four Blonds in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Say no to drugs
Say yes to tacos
Say yes to tacos
How Much?!
A man walks into a candy store. After looking around for a little bit, he goes to the counter.
"Can I help you, sir?" asks the elderly man behind the counter.
"Yes, I was just wondering...how much is an Eminem?"
"Its 50 Cent, sir," replies the man at the counter.
"What?! That's Ludacris!!!"
A man walks into a candy store. After looking around for a little bit, he goes to the counter.
"Can I help you, sir?" asks the elderly man behind the counter.
"Yes, I was just wondering...how much is an Eminem?"
"Its 50 Cent, sir," replies the man at the counter.
"What?! That's Ludacris!!!"
"Dear Craig, whenever i talk to men, they end up watching my breasts more than my face. How can I prevent this?"
"Well, I have to take a look at them first to let me know what we're dealing with here."
-Craig Ferguson
"Well, I have to take a look at them first to let me know what we're dealing with here."
-Craig Ferguson
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
