Favorite Jokes -
These are Shady14's favorite jokes, check them out.
What are three words you don't wanna hear while making love?
"Honey, I'm home."
"Honey, I'm home."
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
Child Custody
A man and woman decide to get a divorce. So they go to court to decide who will have custody of the children.
The mother says "I think I should keep the children since I brought them into the world!"
The father then replies to the jury. "Yes, but when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a chocolate bar comes out. Is the chocolate mine or the machines?"
A man and woman decide to get a divorce. So they go to court to decide who will have custody of the children.
The mother says "I think I should keep the children since I brought them into the world!"
The father then replies to the jury. "Yes, but when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a chocolate bar comes out. Is the chocolate mine or the machines?"
Chuck Norris
One day, Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after several days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
One day, Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after several days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
A blonde and brunette were living together. One day the brunette comes home to find the blonde hanging by her waist on some rope tied to the fan. The brunette shouts, "What are you doing?!"
The blonde replies,"I'm trying to hang myself!"
The burnette is confused, so she tries to correct her.
"You are supposed to hang by your neck, though, not your waist!"
The blonde told her, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
The blonde replies,"I'm trying to hang myself!"
The burnette is confused, so she tries to correct her.
"You are supposed to hang by your neck, though, not your waist!"
The blonde told her, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last number of pi.
Chuck Norris counted to infinite.... Twice.
Chuck Norris was defeated by Bruce Lee only to feel what defeat was like.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he needs.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of pi.
Chuck Norris counted to infinite.... Twice.
Chuck Norris was defeated by Bruce Lee only to feel what defeat was like.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he needs.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
