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Drunk driving is bad, what they don't tell you is, drunk walking is even worse.

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High School is tough!
Mean teachers, insane students!
My second month is high school, I was bitten by someone.

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Don't you just hate the fact zombie games, movies, and stories don't exist in zombie movies?

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TO ALL YOU ACCENTED PEOPLE;

My name is NOT pronounced "Cintun".

And no, it isn't pronounced asshole either.
-_-

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A boy named snowflake walked up to his mom and asked "mama, why is my name snowflake" she said " when we walked you out of the hospital a snowflake landed on your nose." so he walked away. The next day raindrop came up , asked the same Q and got the same answer. One more child walked up but before he could ask the mom said "SHUT UP BRICK!!"

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My cat is like a big, fluffy pillow. The difference is, the pillow doesn't scratch when you lay down on it.

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Funny Comeback

Haha! I beat you.

Yup, and that's the most significant thing you'll ever do.

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Do you wanna know the secret to living a blissful life?
Don't watch the news, they fill it with really tragic things.

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Saved...

Before the Internet...
"Hey kid, wanna buy drugs?"
"I don't believe in doing drugs."
After the creation of the Internet...
"Hey kid, wanna buy drugs?"
"I don't believe in buying things."

See, piracy helps young adults make the right choice to not do drugs. So does Cyanide and Happiness, well at least this one does.

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