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Don't really know where these jokes should go.
The Talking Donkey
In a first grade class, the teacher asked:
"In the Bible, what was the name of the man who owned the talking donkey?"
Little Mary raised her hand. "Yes Mary, what's the answer?" Little Mary smiled and said: "It was Shrek!"
In a first grade class, the teacher asked:
"In the Bible, what was the name of the man who owned the talking donkey?"
Little Mary raised her hand. "Yes Mary, what's the answer?" Little Mary smiled and said: "It was Shrek!"
Twit face
Did you hear about the rumour that Youtube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one site ?
It will be called you-twit-face
Did you hear about the rumour that Youtube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one site ?
It will be called you-twit-face
Fishing
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than even he was. On his way to the cleaning shed, he met another fisherman, who carried a string of a dozen or so baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, looked at the first fisherman and said,
"Only caught one, eh?"
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than even he was. On his way to the cleaning shed, he met another fisherman, who carried a string of a dozen or so baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, looked at the first fisherman and said,
"Only caught one, eh?"
Found one. . .
Sipho was waiting in a very overcrowded, busy parking lot and getting quite impatient. He almost loses his temper and sends up a shot prayer 'Lord, if you give me an open parking space I will go to church every Sunday, I will pray every day, I will be good to my wife..."
As he turned a corner there was a free parking space right near the entrance. He prayed again, "Oh, never mind all that I found one!"
Sipho was waiting in a very overcrowded, busy parking lot and getting quite impatient. He almost loses his temper and sends up a shot prayer 'Lord, if you give me an open parking space I will go to church every Sunday, I will pray every day, I will be good to my wife..."
As he turned a corner there was a free parking space right near the entrance. He prayed again, "Oh, never mind all that I found one!"
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