Misc -
Don't really know where these jokes should go.
Sally
Why did sally fall off the swing?
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Because she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally XD
Why did sally fall off the swing?
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Because she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally XD
Dad: Well son how were the test results?
Son: They're under water.
Dad: What does that mean?!!
Son: They're under "c" level.
Son: They're under water.
Dad: What does that mean?!!
Son: They're under "c" level.
You Like This
I know ten facts about you
Fact1: you are reading this
Fact2: you cant say the letter m without touching ur lips
Fact3: You just tried that
Fact4: you are smiling
Fact6: you are smiling or laughing again
Fact7: you didn't notice I skipped fact 5
Fact8: you just checked
Fact9: you are smiling again
Fact10: you like this
I know ten facts about you
Fact1: you are reading this
Fact2: you cant say the letter m without touching ur lips
Fact3: You just tried that
Fact4: you are smiling
Fact6: you are smiling or laughing again
Fact7: you didn't notice I skipped fact 5
Fact8: you just checked
Fact9: you are smiling again
Fact10: you like this
Portal Reference
Guy1: Yeah, so he was paralyzed from neurotoxin...
Guy2: Neurotoxin eh, I hope he's Still Alive....:D
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That's it. It's a Portal reference. Get over it.
Guy1: Yeah, so he was paralyzed from neurotoxin...
Guy2: Neurotoxin eh, I hope he's Still Alive....:D
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That's it. It's a Portal reference. Get over it.
The Hunger Games
So; you've watched the Hunger Games at the cinema, and now you're a fan.
So tell me..... Who is Madge?
So; you've watched the Hunger Games at the cinema, and now you're a fan.
So tell me..... Who is Madge?
You
You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
you you you you you you you you you
You're so lazy because you didn't read all the you's
If you had of read them you would of seen that one of them is actually "Yoo"
Now you're trying to find the "yoo" and disappointed that it wasn't even there in the first place!
You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you
you you you you you you you you you
You're so lazy because you didn't read all the you's
If you had of read them you would of seen that one of them is actually "Yoo"
Now you're trying to find the "yoo" and disappointed that it wasn't even there in the first place!
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