Funny Quotes -
Funny quotes from comedians, or other well know people.
I hate when the remote is way over there.
Dont Do That. If You Know What I Mean
Everything sounds wrong if you say," if you know what I mean after it." If you know what I mean.
Everything sounds wrong if you say," if you know what I mean after it." If you know what I mean.
When you’re doing something you aren’t supposed to, every small noise scares the crap out of you.
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
It's April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. So it’s like any other day. Right?
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Saying “Beer can” with a British accent sounds like “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
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