Funny Quotes -
Funny quotes from comedians, or other well know people.
There's plenty of fish in the sea. So get the fuck off my fish.
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence" - Charles Bukowski
My mom thinks my friends are bad influences, but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.
You never know what you have until...
You clean your room.
You clean your room.
Teacher: a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Girls Summed Up
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Valuable Lesson
Valuable Lesson of the Day:
When taking a picture of your eye, remember to turn off the flash.
How it was learned:
Attempting to take a picture of my eye a couple times forgetting to turn the flash off.
Valuable Lesson of the Day:
When taking a picture of your eye, remember to turn off the flash.
How it was learned:
Attempting to take a picture of my eye a couple times forgetting to turn the flash off.
Marshmallows
Some guy: Man! These marshmallows are amazing!!! They get bigger inside your mouth, not smaller! They have this like juicy, fruity flavour!!! I love it!!
A girl: Hey, have you seen any used tampons? I need them for an art project.
Hey what are you eating?
Some guy: Marshmallows....
Some guy: Man! These marshmallows are amazing!!! They get bigger inside your mouth, not smaller! They have this like juicy, fruity flavour!!! I love it!!
A girl: Hey, have you seen any used tampons? I need them for an art project.
Hey what are you eating?
Some guy: Marshmallows....
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