Yo Momma -

Jokes about yo momma!

Bulldozer

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the building site,

They said the bulldozer wasn't due till' tomorrow.
3.0 / 5  (9 votes)
| by w1ll14m
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Yo Mama Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on walmart she lowered all the prices
3.8 / 5  (17 votes)
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Glass Wall

Yo momma so stupid she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
4.3 / 5  (9 votes)
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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so dumb she struck out in tee-ball.
3.3 / 5  (3 votes)
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Your momma is so fat that to get her through a door you have to butter it up and throw a twinkie on the other side!!!
2.8 / 5  (6 votes)
| by TheLAman
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So Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she lies around the house, she lies AROUND the house!!
1.9 / 5  (8 votes)
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Yo Momma

Yo momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
4.9 / 5  (11 votes)
| by the vicar
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Yo Mama

What's the difference between yo mama and a new pair of jeans?

The jeans are tight.
2.4 / 5  (7 votes)
| by slasher
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Gravity

Yo momma's so fat when you turn off gravity she stays on the ground.
4.1 / 5  (7 votes)
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Drinks

Yo Mamma is so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder
4.3 / 5  (7 votes)
| by Jac20
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