Yo Momma -
Jokes about yo momma!
Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo momma's so fat, her favorite food is seconds.
Yo momma's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Yo momma's so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo momma's so fat, people run around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so fat, she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
Yo momma's so fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'
Yo momma's so fat, that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
Yo momma's so fat, she lays on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
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