Yo Momma -
Jokes about yo momma!
Yo mama so hairy she got Afros on her nipples
Yo mama is so fat I drove around her twice and ran out of gas
Yo momma's so stupid she brought a giant spoon to the Superbowl!
Yo momma is like a shotgun two shots he blows
Yo mamma so stupid that she died of starvation in a grocery store!
Jupiter
Yo momma so fat, she had to move to Jupiter to sit down. And when she did, Jupiter fell out of orbit.
Yo momma so fat, she had to move to Jupiter to sit down. And when she did, Jupiter fell out of orbit.
Happened To A Guy.
Your momma's so stupid she married the guy who thought condoms go on your finger, cause apparently thats what his 7th grade teacher told him how to use one.
Your momma's so stupid she married the guy who thought condoms go on your finger, cause apparently thats what his 7th grade teacher told him how to use one.
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