Yo Momma -

Jokes about yo momma!

Your mama so fat when she does tai chi, she too slow!
2.3 / 5  (4 votes)
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Fatty

Yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
3.3 / 5  (3 votes)
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Yo mama so stupid she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept
3.0 / 5  (2 votes)
| by hahalexiy
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Yo mama so dumb she had to put make up on her forehead to make up her mind
3.3 / 5  (4 votes)
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Easy

Yo momma is so easy all I had to do was say how much?
1.6 / 5  (7 votes)
| by slasher
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Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
2.0 / 5  (7 votes)
| by Jac20
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Scuba diving

Yo momma so stupid that when she was in the ocean scuba diving she asked where the bathroom was.
0.8 / 5  (10 votes)
| by dshift
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Pluto

Yo mamas so fat, she took Pluto's spot
2.6 / 5  (5 votes)
| by PanHead
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
3.8 / 5  (4 votes)
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We Can't!

Yo momma so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "No, we can't!"
3.0 / 5  (3 votes)
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