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Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
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Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
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If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
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