People -
Jokes about professions, famous people, etc.
"sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...
Unless you're at a funeral.
Unless you're at a funeral.
M25
You must have been born on the m25 because that's where most accidents happen :D
This is just a joke don't take offence anyone :p
You must have been born on the m25 because that's where most accidents happen :D
This is just a joke don't take offence anyone :p
Police Play On Words
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.
Prison.
*At a Prison*
*Guy eating peanut butter sandwich as last meal before execution*
Guard: Well, it's kinda weird that you wanted a peanut butter sandwich as a last meal, but I'm gonna enjoy pulling the lever on the electric chair tomorrow. You deserve it for what you did to those children.
Prisoner: No you're not.
Guard: What?
Prisoner: PEANUT ALLERGY BITCHES!!!!!!!!
*Drops dead*
*At a Prison*
*Guy eating peanut butter sandwich as last meal before execution*
Guard: Well, it's kinda weird that you wanted a peanut butter sandwich as a last meal, but I'm gonna enjoy pulling the lever on the electric chair tomorrow. You deserve it for what you did to those children.
Prisoner: No you're not.
Guard: What?
Prisoner: PEANUT ALLERGY BITCHES!!!!!!!!
*Drops dead*
A bus full of ugly people were having a good time when it crashes and they all die. When waiting in line to go into heaven god let's all of them have one wish. One by one they all wish to become beautiful. When it came up to the last person in line he started to laugh and said "know make them all ugly again"! Trolololol!!
Dear
Dear,Bruno Mars I Love you are and i wish i could Marry you and i dont care if you are Billionare cuz i Youre amazing just the way you are and I Will catch a Grenade for you even if you dont do the same:)
Love,
Cheri cola!
Dear,Bruno Mars I Love you are and i wish i could Marry you and i dont care if you are Billionare cuz i Youre amazing just the way you are and I Will catch a Grenade for you even if you dont do the same:)
Love,
Cheri cola!
Dreams
Guys think that a girls dream is to find their dream guy and live happily ever after when really it's to eat and not get fat.
Guys think that a girls dream is to find their dream guy and live happily ever after when really it's to eat and not get fat.
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