Funny Quotes -
Funny quotes from comedians, or other well know people.
I Can Relate
Can you relate to this:
I would charge my phone five minuets before I leave even though it won't make any difference...
Can you relate to this:
I would charge my phone five minuets before I leave even though it won't make any difference...
Jahjahjah!!!
Guy: Your ABCDEFGHIJK
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Extrodinary, Fantastic, Gorgeous,Hot!
Girl: Aww whats IJK
Guy: Im Just Kidding!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,lol
Guy: Your ABCDEFGHIJK
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Extrodinary, Fantastic, Gorgeous,Hot!
Girl: Aww whats IJK
Guy: Im Just Kidding!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,lol
THE BEST OF FRIENDS!
How do you know you've found your best friend in school?
If you're a normal person: they would almost never get angry with you for more than a day.
If you're me: they aren't afraid to bite you because of a problem that came up three weeks ago.
Yup.... Best friends. :D
How do you know you've found your best friend in school?
If you're a normal person: they would almost never get angry with you for more than a day.
If you're me: they aren't afraid to bite you because of a problem that came up three weeks ago.
Yup.... Best friends. :D
Hehe...
You don't have to be a jerk or a push-over in the world.
There is a middle ground.
It's right between being a douche bag and a punching bag.
You don't have to be a jerk or a push-over in the world.
There is a middle ground.
It's right between being a douche bag and a punching bag.
Shame.
People will type in "u" and your iphone will automatically correct to "you", then they will delete that and still type in "u".
Why?!
People will type in "u" and your iphone will automatically correct to "you", then they will delete that and still type in "u".
Why?!
"Parents may tell you how stupid it was of you to go and hurt yourself. But what's really stupid is to hurt yourself and continue to do what you did to hurt yourself."
-Leo Rosten.
-Leo Rosten.
Dave Chapelle
"I'm one of the people who are so smart that they are uncomfortable in this world... For example, I read the other day that there was a serial rapist in Houston, Texas. And serial rape isn't funny... BUT... what's noteworthy about this serial rapist is that all his victims... Were men. Enjoy your evening."
-Dave Chapelle
The Laugh Factory California
"I'm one of the people who are so smart that they are uncomfortable in this world... For example, I read the other day that there was a serial rapist in Houston, Texas. And serial rape isn't funny... BUT... what's noteworthy about this serial rapist is that all his victims... Were men. Enjoy your evening."
-Dave Chapelle
The Laugh Factory California
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