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Jokes concerning animals
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Toad
A toad is looking for his car and find that its gone then a fly says you just got toad get it toad then the toad says now i got to hop home
A toad is looking for his car and find that its gone then a fly says you just got toad get it toad then the toad says now i got to hop home
Hey guys!!!!!!! Dallyday is on I joke! Now to the joke. What lady looks best dressed like a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker, because she is one!
Animal Testing
A Rhino and a Monkey go to the store because the Monkey needs more deodorant. They find the isle for deodorant and the Monkey picks up a deodorant and reads the back of it. It takes him FOREVER to read the back of it, so the Rhino finally says, "Hurry up! What's taking you so long?" The Monkey replies saying, "I was making sure it wasn't tested on any of my friends...."
A Rhino and a Monkey go to the store because the Monkey needs more deodorant. They find the isle for deodorant and the Monkey picks up a deodorant and reads the back of it. It takes him FOREVER to read the back of it, so the Rhino finally says, "Hurry up! What's taking you so long?" The Monkey replies saying, "I was making sure it wasn't tested on any of my friends...."
Cats!!!
There's a English cat named 1 2 3,and a French cat named un doix trois.They had a boat race. Who won?
There's a English cat named 1 2 3,and a French cat named un doix trois.They had a boat race. Who won?
Kanga Rooz
2 kangaroos were talking to each other and one said I hope it doesnt rain tomorrow ; I just hate it when the kids have to play inside
2 kangaroos were talking to each other and one said I hope it doesnt rain tomorrow ; I just hate it when the kids have to play inside
Costume Party
A man went to a friend costume party with nothing but a girl on his back
What have u come as the friend asked
A snail
How can u be a snail when all u have is a girl on ur back
Thats Michelle
A man went to a friend costume party with nothing but a girl on his back
What have u come as the friend asked
A snail
How can u be a snail when all u have is a girl on ur back
Thats Michelle
Daffy The Condom
One night daffy the duck was staying at a motel with his girlfriend.so daffy calls the front desk for a condom,so the front desk asks him if they want to put it on his bill and daffy reply'd are you ducking crazy,are you drying do dufurcate me
One night daffy the duck was staying at a motel with his girlfriend.so daffy calls the front desk for a condom,so the front desk asks him if they want to put it on his bill and daffy reply'd are you ducking crazy,are you drying do dufurcate me
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