Its So Cold Jokes

It's so cold, even the Good Humour Man is in a bad mood.

It's so cold, chicken wings are being sold only in hot and suicide.

It's so cold, Paris Hilton is actually wearing clothes.

It's so cold, fleece is once again fashionable.

It's so cold that I can feel icicles forming beneath my eyelids

It's so cold that I put the meat in the freezer to defrost.

It's so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets for once.

It's so cold that even members of congress couldn't get into a heated argument.

It's so cold that cigarette smokers were passing out because they didn't know that
they were through exhaling.

It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten.

It's so cold that cabbies are wearing flannel turbans.

Jay Leno: "It was so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket."
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