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My Favorite Meme

Some douchebag kept saying yolo,
So I killed him to prove his point O_o
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Dumb Blonde

Three girl died and to go to heaven they have to go up 100 steps that tell jokes and if they laugh they have to start over the first girl (Burnett) makes it to 10 steps the second (ginger ) makes it to 50 steps and a blonde makes it to the 99 step and laughs and they ask her why did u laugh she says "I finally got the first joke".
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Unexpected Response

A reporter once asked me, "As a sniper, you get to see the man's face when you take his life, what do you feel when you pull the trigger?"

I replied, "Recoil."
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To momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
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Patrick

Each like helps Patrick see his forehead help him achieve his dreams!
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Hurricanes

They should really name hurricanes black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane lequisha!
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Best Breakup Ever!

You: your ex is hottttt
Her: which one?
You: me
You: byeeeeeeee
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OMG

Your momma so fat not even God can lift her up
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Comparison

Not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the 'I' in PIXAR
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Pointless

A man walks up to a girl and he goes u suck and walks away then walks away. The next day sme dude goesup to him and puches him in the face and goes thats for making my daughter cry now go apligize. He goes up to her and says its not so bad u suck then her dad kicks him literly out of thee house
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