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Dry Cleaners
A blonde goes to the dry cleaner to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?" He doesn't hear her and says "Come again?" She giggles and says "No...it's just mustard this time. "
A blonde goes to the dry cleaner to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?" He doesn't hear her and says "Come again?" She giggles and says "No...it's just mustard this time. "
Dumb Blonde
Three girl died and to go to heaven they have to go up 100 steps that tell jokes and if they laugh they have to start over the first girl (Burnett) makes it to 10 steps the second (ginger ) makes it to 50 steps and a blonde makes it to the 99 step and laughs and they ask her why did u laugh she says "I finally got the first joke".
Three girl died and to go to heaven they have to go up 100 steps that tell jokes and if they laugh they have to start over the first girl (Burnett) makes it to 10 steps the second (ginger ) makes it to 50 steps and a blonde makes it to the 99 step and laughs and they ask her why did u laugh she says "I finally got the first joke".
Unexpected Response
A reporter once asked me, "As a sniper, you get to see the man's face when you take his life, what do you feel when you pull the trigger?"
I replied, "Recoil."
A reporter once asked me, "As a sniper, you get to see the man's face when you take his life, what do you feel when you pull the trigger?"
I replied, "Recoil."
To momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Hurricanes
They should really name hurricanes black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane lequisha!
They should really name hurricanes black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane lequisha!
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