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Jokes that make fun of gender differences
V| Crocodile
I can't believe there are some girls who want you to be honest and yet, tell them they're hot.
I can't believe there are some girls who want you to be honest and yet, tell them they're hot.
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Some guys are like pie...
They're crusty on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside, but there's usually a deeper layer which is just like the outside.
So trust me, they all will go rotten completely some day.
Some guys are like pie...
They're crusty on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside, but there's usually a deeper layer which is just like the outside.
So trust me, they all will go rotten completely some day.
What do you call a man with a pole in his leg?
Rodney
Rodney
*Just Saying Ladies...
Ladies, If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, or tights... Then send his ass to KFC....
Ladies, If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, or tights... Then send his ass to KFC....
Women
Those girls who take a picture, giggin' the camera with the caption "Fuck Love", in my mind I see "Forever Alone"....
Those girls who take a picture, giggin' the camera with the caption "Fuck Love", in my mind I see "Forever Alone"....
"Why do women drive? There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen!"
"Why did the woman cross the road?"
"Why?"
"fuck that why is she out of the kitchen!"
"Why?"
"fuck that why is she out of the kitchen!"
Santa
Santa is like every other man. Comes and goes in 5 minutes, eats your food, calls you a HO, and is gone before you wake up.
Santa is like every other man. Comes and goes in 5 minutes, eats your food, calls you a HO, and is gone before you wake up.
When I Come Back...
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup... gonna be a bear.
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup... gonna be a bear.
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