Funny Quotes -
Funny quotes from comedians, or other well know people.
Splinters
If you don't tell anybody that I have a wooden dick, then I won't tell anyone that you've got splinters in your teeth.
If you don't tell anybody that I have a wooden dick, then I won't tell anyone that you've got splinters in your teeth.
What A Guy Normally Does To A Girl
The guy who sweeps you off your feet is in the perfect position to drop you on your butt.
The guy who sweeps you off your feet is in the perfect position to drop you on your butt.
Scottish Joke
Why was Jesus not born in England?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Why was Jesus not born in England?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Philosoraptor Says:
How come superman can stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?
How come superman can stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone throws a gun at him?
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