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Duh, blonde jokes!
Licence
A blond blew a stop sign and a blonde police woman pulls her over. The police woman says,
"I'm going to need your licence." the blone asks what it looks like and the police woman decribes it to her, being small, rectangular, and has her picture on it.
the blonde rummages through her purse and pulls out a small mirror.
the blonde police woman looks at it fo a second, and then says,
"my apologies, I didn't know you were a police woman, too!"
A blond blew a stop sign and a blonde police woman pulls her over. The police woman says,
"I'm going to need your licence." the blone asks what it looks like and the police woman decribes it to her, being small, rectangular, and has her picture on it.
the blonde rummages through her purse and pulls out a small mirror.
the blonde police woman looks at it fo a second, and then says,
"my apologies, I didn't know you were a police woman, too!"
Blondes
There are 10 people holding onto the wings of a plane, 9 blondes and 1 brunetee. The plane starts sinking. A blonde says that somebody needs to let go. The brunetee makes a heroic speech about how she will let go to save the rest and all the blondes clap...
There are 10 people holding onto the wings of a plane, 9 blondes and 1 brunetee. The plane starts sinking. A blonde says that somebody needs to let go. The brunetee makes a heroic speech about how she will let go to save the rest and all the blondes clap...
Las Vegas Coke Machine
A blonde goes to a casino in Las Vegas and puts a dollar in a coke machine.
She puts another dollar in and gets another coke.
She does this 2 more times.
Finally the guy behind her says "Hey lady, do you think I could use the machine?"
The blonde turns around and says "F**k off!! Can't you see I'm winning??"
A blonde goes to a casino in Las Vegas and puts a dollar in a coke machine.
She puts another dollar in and gets another coke.
She does this 2 more times.
Finally the guy behind her says "Hey lady, do you think I could use the machine?"
The blonde turns around and says "F**k off!! Can't you see I'm winning??"
Blonde Swimming Race
A blonde enters a breasteoke race with high hopes of winning.
Once the race starts the blonde swims as best she could but loses by a mile.
After the race is finished the blonde goes straight to the judge and complains "No fair, everyone else was using their arms!"
A blonde enters a breasteoke race with high hopes of winning.
Once the race starts the blonde swims as best she could but loses by a mile.
After the race is finished the blonde goes straight to the judge and complains "No fair, everyone else was using their arms!"
Blonde
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit on the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She tells u she did.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit on the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
She tells u she did.
Blondes have more fun
But
Brunettes remember it in the morning
But
Brunettes remember it in the morning
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's not very bright but it's cheap and spreads easly
It's not very bright but it's cheap and spreads easly
Blonde And A Bruntte
A brunette and a blonde are walking down the street.
The brunette see a dead bird on the ground and says "Look!! A dead bird"
The blonde, looks up in the sky and says, "Where?"
A brunette and a blonde are walking down the street.
The brunette see a dead bird on the ground and says "Look!! A dead bird"
The blonde, looks up in the sky and says, "Where?"
Radio
Did you hear about the blonde that bought a radio?
It took her seven months to realize she could play AM Radio in the afternoon
Did you hear about the blonde that bought a radio?
It took her seven months to realize she could play AM Radio in the afternoon
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