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Daffy The Condom
One night daffy the duck was staying at a motel with his girlfriend.so daffy calls the front desk for a condom,so the front desk asks him if they want to put it on his bill and daffy reply'd are you ducking crazy,are you drying do dufurcate me
One night daffy the duck was staying at a motel with his girlfriend.so daffy calls the front desk for a condom,so the front desk asks him if they want to put it on his bill and daffy reply'd are you ducking crazy,are you drying do dufurcate me
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
"pork chop"
"pork chop"
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
A Gummy Bear!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
*A fsh*
*A fsh*
That's One...
A farmer and his newlywed bride were riding to his ranch on a wagon with two horses at rein, one old and one young.
About a quarter mile up the trail, the older horse stumbles and falls. The farmer says, "That's one."
Another quarter mile up, the older horse stumbles again. The farmer says, "That's two." The old horse whinnies in what seemed like despair.
A half mile later, the old horse stumbles again. The farmer picks up a shotgun, points it at the horse and says, "That's three." He pulled the trigger and the horse fell down dead.
The farmer's new wife was horrified. "That was an awful thing to do!" she exclaimed.
The farmer put down his shotgun, wipes his forehead and said, "That's one."
A farmer and his newlywed bride were riding to his ranch on a wagon with two horses at rein, one old and one young.
About a quarter mile up the trail, the older horse stumbles and falls. The farmer says, "That's one."
Another quarter mile up, the older horse stumbles again. The farmer says, "That's two." The old horse whinnies in what seemed like despair.
A half mile later, the old horse stumbles again. The farmer picks up a shotgun, points it at the horse and says, "That's three." He pulled the trigger and the horse fell down dead.
The farmer's new wife was horrified. "That was an awful thing to do!" she exclaimed.
The farmer put down his shotgun, wipes his forehead and said, "That's one."
Funny? A Little.
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are."
The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are."
The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
a student got teacher pregnet he was home scooled
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