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Ego Lost

Q-What can ruin a mans ego in just 4 words?

A- Is it in yet?
4.3 / 5  (6 votes)
| by Jice08
| Mature
| 79 comments
| # 2447
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And gimme an hour
3.6 / 5  (5 votes)
| by Jice08
| Mature
| 26 comments
| # 2446
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Gay Picnic

How do you know that you are at a gay picnic?





The hot dogs taste like shit.
5.0 / 5  (3 votes)
| by RGRivest
| Mature
| 4 comments
| # 2438
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Yo Momma

Yo momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
5.0 / 5  (1 vote)
| by the vicar
| Yo Momma
| 4 comments
| # 2433
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Yo Mama

What's the difference between yo mama and a new pair of jeans?

The jeans are tight.
1.0 / 5  (1 vote)
| by slasher
| Yo Momma
| 1 comment
| # 2425
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Mind Reader

Why can't a mind reader read your mind ?

He could-if you had one
2.3 / 5  (3 votes)
| by jokinator
| People
| 1 comment
| # 2424
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Ocean

What did the Atlantic ocean say to the pacific ocean?

Nothing. It just waved!!
3.3 / 5  (3 votes)
| by fabio12
| Misc
| 8 comments
| # 2423
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4 Squared

If a bunch of 3 year olds were playing four square what would you call it?

Almost 4 square
1.6 / 5  (5 votes)
| by odog86
| Misc
| 8 comments
| # 2421
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways when crossing a road, the drivers look for him.
1.8 / 5  (4 votes)
| by OrsomeMan
| Misc
| 22 comments
| # 2403
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Scottish Joke

Why was Jesus not born in England?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
3.8 / 5  (6 votes)
| by kevink
| Funny Quotes
| 10 comments
| # 2400
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